lukewren:

atruegentlemanthief:

lukewren:

[txt] hey man of steal

[txt] do you know why superman’s shirt is so tight I’ve been really curious i bet you know the answer right right right

[there was no response]

[txt] fine fine I’ll just tell you it’s because he wears S!

[txt] was it really that bad i mean throw me a bone here

[txt] was it super bad?

[txt] dammit you lost your phone didn’t you

[well fuck. He’ll just have to hope Lupin drops by sometime.]